Eve of Destruction

Day before opening ceremony...
It's getting grueling. A really long day highlighted by the arrival of Dick Ebersol and David Neal in the audio room. They handed me a script and said, "We need the voice of God on this one." I explained my Catholic upbringing which would make that impossible. David Neal said, "That's how you're referred to in the control room..."The voice of God."
I was feeling a little taller 'till I ran into Cris Collingsworth. As you can see, he's at least a foot closer to God than me. Hope I can get Costas to stand back to back with me. I'm taller than Al Michaels too. Look how smug Collinsworth looks.
Jerk.
Time for reconnoitering with the Band of Brothers for unspeakable BC fun before we storm the hills of America chanting "Brought to you by..."

Goodbye Forever Again,
Groucho